World Petrol Prices

In England the petrol price is:

£1.18 per litre (£5.35 per imperial gallon or £4.47 per american gallon)
$2.28 per litre ($10.33 per i.g. or $8.63 per a.g.)

The diesel price is:

£1.30 per litre .... you work out the rest

I have bought shares in oil companies so every time the oil price rises I make money, which I then promptly spend on more diesel to fill my car.

What the fuck?