Paedo-phallic

Alright, I am substituting this entry for the one I was writing earlier.

I was at the pool, I won't tell you which one because it will give too much away. Anyway, there is a scum-of-the-earth type fellow, who I will call Riff, whom I always manage to bump into. Even when I don't want to.

Anyway today, Riff was accompanied by another of his waster friends, a guy I will call Raff. So Riff and Raff are walking around the pool clutching their trunks, which are just glorified boxers, hmmm...
Yes, they had semis, and the reason was that they had a couple of head-over-heels, giggling schoolgirls with them.

Riff and Raff are from a special place. The branch of the city where most of the drug dealers and dregs of society make their nests. The two girlies, were the types who want much older boyfriends. The ones who, when we were at school, used to get picked up by their "men". Both were obviously under the age of fifteen. It was the constant checking that gave it away. The tendency of youngsters to discuss even the most mundane activities, "I'm going to jump in the pool to cool off, I am - what about you. No? OK, I won't either...."
Riff told me in no uncertain terms that he was getting "his end away" with the girls. Now, knowing this twenty-two year old criminal, wanker - I believe him.

I am sure his parole officer would love to know that he's fucking two underage lolitas.

I wonder who will tell them?

HAHAHAHA.... ;-)