Tiresome TVS Tirades.

This is a mean machine.

Anybody who says otherwise, is not blind and deaf. In reality though, if my name was Champoo and my career goals were to corner the tea delivery market in my village, then vehicular vanity would be the least of my worries.
What would be important, is the amazing efficiency of this moped monster. I believe it can achieve over 100 km/l, which frankly is fooking ace!
And being Champoo, the top speed of 40 km/h would certainly help keep the tea from spilling.

Sluurp.