Aag My Cerberus

In Sanskrit fire has an almost god-like name : Aag

Hades I am, and Aag my Cerberus. The bond once forged can never be broken.

I have spent a great deal of time and effort, pursuing my ultimate goal of graduating MA (Hons) from the University of Burnt Fingers.
In order to gain a Master of Aag, one must initially acknowledge the ultimate truth. There are 4 states of matter, solid, liquid, gas and plasma. Plasma (also known as Aag, the business end of a fire) is King of this Court of state. It is the Great Leveller, the Eminent Homogeniser. So, as you will have realised, to master the Great and the Eminent is a feat unto itself and worth celebrating. I am the Emperor to its King.

An MA is a risky undertaking, but the rewards endless. I know how to make fire out of stones, sticks of wood, concrete pavers, even bowls of water. I know how to make a fire which will only explode into life exactly 14 minutes and 30 seconds after I have left the scene. I know how to disarm a miscreant fire in one deft move. I can stoke fires of immense heat, yet nurture ones I can plunge my hands in to. And I never use petrol. Petrol is for idiots.

And don't think that you can be as good as me, because you can't, so don't even try. Or I'll turn your car to ashes - after I've emptied it's tank.